Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Episodes

• S6E7 - 'HS2'

  Monday, July 5th, 2021

  Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin

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• Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

  Thursday, July 1st, 2021

  July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood?

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• S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

  Monday, June 28th, 2021

  Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo.

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• Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

  Thursday, June 24th, 2021

  Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments.

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• S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

  Monday, June 21st, 2021

  Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues.

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• Footnotes: Samara Weaving

  Thursday, June 17th, 2021

  Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda

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• S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'

  Monday, June 14th, 2021

  The glee team are finally reunited before Belinda and Bella get back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference.

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• Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"

  Thursday, June 10th, 2021

  To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive...

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• S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'

  Monday, June 7th, 2021

  Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing.

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• Footnotes: Feet

  Thursday, June 3rd, 2021

  Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six.

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• S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'

  Monday, May 31st, 2021

  Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Come see us live on tour in 2022 - full dates and details at mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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• Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5

  Thursday, May 27th, 2021

  Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused...

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• S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'

  Monday, May 24th, 2021

  Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine

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• Best of Book Five

  Monday, April 5th, 2021

  Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022.

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• Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

  Friday, December 25th, 2020

  As a Christmas Day treat, agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relations...

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

  Monday, December 14th, 2020

  In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

  Monday, December 7th, 2020

  Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

  Monday, December 16th, 2019

  Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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• S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

  Monday, December 9th, 2019

  In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?

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• Footnotes: Finale Predictions

  Thursday, November 28th, 2019

  Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...

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• S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

  Monday, November 25th, 2019

  In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.

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• Footnotes: Your Sex Stories

  Thursday, November 21st, 2019

  After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex...

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• S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'

  Monday, November 18th, 2019

  Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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• Footnotes: G'day Belinda!

  Thursday, November 14th, 2019

  Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under.

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• S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''

  Monday, November 11th, 2019

  Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show...

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• Footnotes: Dan Levy

  Thursday, November 7th, 2019

  Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy

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• S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'

  Monday, November 4th, 2019

  Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...

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• Footnotes: Calling Belinkers

  Thursday, October 31st, 2019

  Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga

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• S5E8 - 'M's The Word'

  Monday, October 28th, 2019

  Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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• Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too

  Thursday, October 24th, 2019

  Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan

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