My Dad Wrote A Porno

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine

Monday, 25 March 2024

41 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight

Monday, 19 February 2024

44 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr. Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven

Monday, 22 January 2024

47 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six

Monday, 18 December 2023

58 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five

Monday, 20 November 2023

47 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as the gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four

Monday, 23 October 2023

36 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three

Monday, 25 September 2023

41 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two

Monday, 28 August 2023

40 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One

Monday, 31 July 2023

47 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Rocky Flintstone Revealed

Monday, 12 December 2022

44 minutes

Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Why not join Rocky on his own podcast RockyFlintstoneUnleashed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Finale - Part 2

Monday, 5 December 2022

1 hour 3 minutes

Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs

Thursday, 1 December 2022

35 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Finale - Part 1

Monday, 28 November 2022

57 minutes

It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We have some news...

Sunday, 13 November 2022

3 minutes

All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My Dad Wrote A History Hit

Sunday, 13 March 2022

36 minutes

To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Best Of Book Six

Monday, 7 March 2022

38 minutes

Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

Monday, 13 December 2021

53 minutes

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

Monday, 6 December 2021

49 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'

Monday, 2 August 2021

53 minutes

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract

Thursday, 29 July 2021

32 minutes

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'

Monday, 26 July 2021

45 minutes

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Footnotes: Dialect Coach

Thursday, 15 July 2021

23 minutes

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'

Monday, 12 July 2021

49 minutes

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Footnotes: Show and Tell

Thursday, 8 July 2021

19 minutes

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S6E7 - 'HS2'

Monday, 5 July 2021

45 minutes

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

Thursday, 1 July 2021

18 minutes

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

Monday, 28 June 2021

47 minutes

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

Thursday, 24 June 2021

31 minutes

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

Monday, 21 June 2021

45 minutes

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Footnotes: Samara Weaving

Thursday, 17 June 2021

24 minutes

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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