My Dad Wrote A Porno

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Best of Book Five

Monday, April 5th, 2021

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022.

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Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

Friday, December 25th, 2020

As a Christmas Day treat, agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relations...

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

Monday, December 14th, 2020

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

Monday, December 7th, 2020

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

Monday, December 16th, 2019

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

Monday, December 9th, 2019

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?

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Footnotes: Finale Predictions

Thursday, November 28th, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...

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S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

Monday, November 25th, 2019

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.

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Footnotes: Your Sex Stories

Thursday, November 21st, 2019

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex...

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S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'

Monday, November 18th, 2019

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: G'day Belinda!

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under.

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S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''

Monday, November 11th, 2019

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show...

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Footnotes: Dan Levy

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy

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S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'

Monday, November 4th, 2019

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...

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Footnotes: Calling Belinkers

Thursday, October 31st, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga

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S5E8 - 'M's The Word'

Monday, October 28th, 2019

Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too

Thursday, October 24th, 2019

Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan

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S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'

Monday, October 21st, 2019

Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: Learning German

Thursday, October 17th, 2019

In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.)

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S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'

Monday, October 14th, 2019

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.

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Footnotes: Josh Groban

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion

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S5E5 - 'Smiffy'

Monday, October 7th, 2019

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.

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Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far..

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S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'

Monday, September 30th, 2019

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...

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Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda

Thursday, September 26th, 2019

The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick V...

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S5E3 - 'The Safe House'

Monday, September 23rd, 2019

Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4

Thursday, September 19th, 2019

You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise.

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S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'

Monday, September 16th, 2019

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: In Memoriam

Thursday, September 12th, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion.

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S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'

Monday, September 9th, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived... Com...

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