Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes

• My Dad Wrote A History Hit

  Sunday, 13 March 2022

  35 seconds

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• Best Of Book Six

  Monday, 7 March 2022

  38 seconds

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

  Monday, 13 December 2021

  52 seconds

  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'.

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

  Monday, 6 December 2021

  49 seconds

  Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime.

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• S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'

  Monday, 2 August 2021

  52 seconds

  Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 (we're adding new US and Canada dates). All details at www.mydadwrote...

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• Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract

  Thursday, 29 July 2021

  31 seconds

  Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on.

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• S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'

  Monday, 26 July 2021

  44 seconds

  Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo.

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• Footnotes: Dialect Coach

  Thursday, 15 July 2021

  22 seconds

  Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach.

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• S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'

  Monday, 12 July 2021

  49 seconds

  Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)...

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• Footnotes: Show and Tell

  Thursday, 8 July 2021

  18 seconds

  To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days.

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• S6E7 - 'HS2'

  Monday, 5 July 2021

  Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin

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• Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

  Thursday, 1 July 2021

  July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood?

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• S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

  Monday, 28 June 2021

  Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo.

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• Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

  Thursday, 24 June 2021

  Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments.

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• S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

  Monday, 21 June 2021

  Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues.

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• Footnotes: Samara Weaving

  Thursday, 17 June 2021

  Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda

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• S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'

  Monday, 14 June 2021

  The glee team are finally reunited before Belinda and Bella get back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference.

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• Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"

  Thursday, 10 June 2021

  To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive...

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• S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'

  Monday, 7 June 2021

  Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing.

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• Footnotes: Feet

  Thursday, 3 June 2021

  Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six.

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• S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'

  Monday, 31 May 2021

  Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Come see us live on tour in 2022 - full dates and details at mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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• Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5

  Thursday, 27 May 2021

  Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused...

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• S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'

  Monday, 24 May 2021

  Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine

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• Best of Book Five

  Monday, 5 April 2021

  Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022.

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• Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

  Friday, 25 December 2020

  As a Christmas Day treat, agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relations...

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

  Monday, 14 December 2020

  In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

  Monday, 7 December 2020

  Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.

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• My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

  Monday, 16 December 2019

  Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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• S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

  Monday, 9 December 2019

  In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?

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• Footnotes: Finale Predictions

  Thursday, 28 November 2019

  Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...

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