My Therapist Ghosted Me

Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed. "My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated but up front and honest advice on the plethora of issues they and many others continue to grapple with. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For live shows, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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MTGM EXTRA! "The Priest shushed me!"
Wednesday, 2 July 2025
Before Vogue & Joanne head on a short break (don't worry, they're back on July 18th!) they needed to investigate the possibility that Joanne had been scammed with her Glasto ticket. If you've seen her Insta, you'll already know how it turned out, but it could have been very different! Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains...
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We need a break from each other...
Friday, 27 June 2025
It's a ropey start to the final main episode... Joanne's tech is not tech-ing and Vogue is still insistent that we all (you included) need a break. It all comes together though and there's talk of the ultimate daily routine, some musical theatre and the Euromillions...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may n...
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MTGM EXTRA! "WTF happened to Culture Corner?!"
Wednesday, 25 June 2025
Joanne's barge life continues and Vogue is back in London, coping with the heat and worrying about some quite odd things. Plus, WHAT has happened with this Tattle drama?!Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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The Barge, Doja Cat & Clones
Friday, 20 June 2025
In the end, Joanne ended up with better Wi-Fi on 'the barge' than anywhere else she stayed during her Vegabus tour of Europe, so here's the first MTGM from the water. Back in London, Vogue just wishes she was a child of the Beckham's. Plus, cloned dogs, gluten-free disco biscuits and all that Doja Cat chat. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains expli...
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MTGM EXTRA! "No pants... No nothing."
Wednesday, 18 June 2025
The phrase of the week this week is "making chicken soup out of chicken s***." Joanne will explain. Meanwhile, Vogue is having a Google of people's apparent net worths... Is there any truth there?Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Parties in Puglia, Pronouncing Puglia & Pitbull
Friday, 13 June 2025
Joanne has been burning the candle at both ends. After a heavy weekend and one of the world's best parties, she's on the road proped up by energy drinks and stolen naps in wheelchairs. Vogue hasn't been quiet either and is worried that her recent partying may have lead her to develop a crush on Pitbull!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit l...
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MTGM EXTRA! "He wants a break. I haven't slept."
Wednesday, 11 June 2025
With Joanne dialling in from Amsterdam, it's time for a couple more excellent emails... This time about a lad who wants a break from a 5 YEAR RELATIONSHIP and a woman who is very committed, indeed...Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Joanne In Europe, Kelly Osbourne & 40th Plans
Friday, 6 June 2025
Vogue doesn't turn 40 until October, but that doesn't mean she's not WAY down the track on plans to celebrate. Enquiries have been made, goals have been set and invites are pouring out. Meanwhile, Joanne has made her way from Lisbon to Amsterdam, so the summer of European inter-railing with Gearóid is officially underway!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode ...
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MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..."
Wednesday, 4 June 2025
Vogue wastes no times with a big hitting question this week. Does anybody REALLY like bananas? Once that's taken care of, it's time for burnt plastic, CNN, screaming on planes, throwing mugs and all the rest of it. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all li...
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Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting
Friday, 30 May 2025
If you hadn't heard... Vogue wrote a book! Well, now - that book is out and she's even been on a (mini) tour to promote it. Meanwhile, Joanne continues to get out and about and she's all the better for it. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "I text him: Do you want to die alone?"
Wednesday, 28 May 2025
Joanne and Vogue profess their love for David Attenborough this week - but we all love him, don't we? Plus, dog shampoo, dog CBD oil and an ornamental pear. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things
Friday, 23 May 2025
It's important to 'do' things. Get out there! DO things. That's how Vogue & Joanne feel anyway. Plus, the inspiration that is Nora Ephron, manifesting positive outcomes and some news from Joanne.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all lis...
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MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."
Wednesday, 21 May 2025
Text fighting... Don't do it. That's just one of the lessons this week... Plus, Twitter isn't the place for trying out humour and a listener has wise words about whether or not you should tell somebody if their partner is cheating.Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explic...
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School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane
Friday, 16 May 2025
We're headed straight down to nostalgia corner this week, recalling all the things from school you'd forgotten about. Plus, Celebrity Traitors reaction, Brooklyn Beckham & human toes for sale...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all list...
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MTGM EXTRA! "He hadn't mentioned going for a massage..."
Wednesday, 14 May 2025
Men's brains and women's brains are different. In this episode, MTGM investigates exactly that. Plus, the menopause, Vogue's new boob trick and whether or not a happy ending is a problem.Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be...
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Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law
Friday, 9 May 2025
Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, but she has an explanation. Vogue somehow digs out a memory from three years old, we remember a terrifying kids film from 1985 and a powerful update about Peanut the squirrel (RIP). If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis e...
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MTGM EXTRA! "My husband went pale..."
Wednesday, 7 May 2025
Money is funny... Joanne is right. Money can make people behave quite oddly and this weeks email has plenty of that behaviour. Plus, Vogue looks different, but why and what's the diagnosis on Joanne's hair?Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult the...
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DIY, Conclave & Trolls
Friday, 2 May 2025
Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whilst Joanne is ready to pick up a drill and hammer and go to town on her apartment. Plus, The London Marathon, the Pope sweepstake and why British people need to learn the phrase 'being bold'.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-willi...
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MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."
Wednesday, 30 April 2025
Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did Vogue guess correctly what it was? What could it be?! Plus, Vogue's big news and a shocking email...Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes t...
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The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley
Friday, 25 April 2025
Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a MASSIVE one. It's exhausting. Plus, Joanne has bought a very shapely vase and Liz Hurley has a new romance that has raised a few eyebrows.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult...
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MTGM EXTRA! "He was the reddest flag."
Wednesday, 23 April 2025
So, what's happened this week? Topshop is back, Pat has given up golf, the email is MAD and amazing and one of you has upset Michael Flatley.Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups
Friday, 18 April 2025
This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, getting to know the local wildlife. In case you missed it... An all female crew went to 'space' and the internet had a lot to say about it... Reaction here. Plus, tea-making, breakup revenge (a fave topic) and Coachella. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: ww...
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MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"
Wednesday, 16 April 2025
Vogue is back from St Bartholomew, and Joanne is back from NYC. In this jet-lagged episode, they discuss losing your luggage, Katy Perry going to Space, and a wedding dilemma.Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable fo...
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Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus
Friday, 11 April 2025
After a two-week podcast hiatus, Vogue and Joanne are back - broadcasting live from the glamour of St. Barts and the chaos of NYC. Vogue talks self-validation and Joanne is planning to start sewing...Warning: this episode contains White Lotus spoilers! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit lang...
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MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"
Wednesday, 26 March 2025
News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies help a listener whose fiancé looks like the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comNew Season of MTGM will be back on Friday, 11th April 2025Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult th...
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The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging
Friday, 21 March 2025
Vogue witnessed a robbery at London Zoo - and a man petting the goats alone. Also, Joanne is going to start dogging. That’s the tweet.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"
Wednesday, 19 March 2025
If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she would have gotten one years ago! Plus, Vogue reads a question about liking an ex's Facebook message from 13 years ago.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not b...
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Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan
Friday, 14 March 2025
Chelsea Handler + Sharon Horgan 4EVA! <3Joanne asks Vogue who her dream mentor would be, and together they've decided to take up acting classes so they can get cast in The White Lotus - because who wouldn’t want to live at The Four Seasons for six months?!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that...
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MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"
Wednesday, 12 March 2025
Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to Joanne. Plus, an update on an email from a couple of weeks ago... What's happened now?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley
Friday, 7 March 2025
Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps you are as angry as she is if there isn't one. Vogue isn't too bothered, but she is very concerned about having to sit next to a dead person. Fair enough. Plus, the MTGM take on Ozempic and have you written a will yet?If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.c...