Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episodes
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Stalker Being Released in August
Wednesday, 25 June 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged daughters! 'But he has so many hits'......exactly. Importantly, a young woman from one of Katherine's tour shows reached out for help with the dilemma that her CONVICTED STALKER is being released ...
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Breastfeeding Rows and Fathers Day
Saturday, 14 June 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeeding only to find herself cancelled by the granola moms online! Plus, what kind of toxic feminism have we found ourselves in when we're having babies and getting facelifts at the exact same time!!?! ...
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Bieber's Red Flags and THOSE PIES
Tuesday, 10 June 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being influenced by an artisan pie maker's visit to a London bakery and planning the week around the acquisition of key lime, cherry bourbon, chocolate, and strawberry custard cream pies. Are pies the new sourdough? Also, Katie Price is a guest on Katherine's SCIENCE podcast 'What's My Age Again?' and Katherine can't quite believe the relentless public scrutiny of a woman she loves. Justin Bieber said to his wife that she would 'never be on the cover of Vogue' during an argument and publicly apologises but it seemed backhanded to us..... Wil...
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Cancel Mighty Hoopla
Wednesday, 4 June 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's upcoming prom and wondering why the 16 year olds themselves cannot be responsible for knowing so much as THE TIME AND DATE when Katherine herself literally hired security, crafted decorations, booked a DJ, did budgeting and made all the decorations for her own in 1999. It looks like she's back on the mum's group chat for three more weeks. (The mums are lovely lol). Bobby's got a yucky man in the family who's been predictably pathetic and his children are reaching out to express their disgust. Plus, Katherine is bummed not to have be...
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RIP Meg Ryan
Sunday, 1 June 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the devastating loss of Megan and her early morning trip with Fred to deal with the consequences of that. It's very difficult to lose part of your family so be careful listening to this episode if you have or have lost a special pet. Also, your letters on wedding drama and divorce consolation/congratulations and Katherine's feelings on Cardi B's FINAL split from Offset who is asking for spousal support. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bobby's 9/11
Wednesday, 28 May 2025
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's gardening woes as an innocent trip to Costo is interrupted by a felled tree in the garden. Nobody exists in a vacuum of their own rights so Bobby and Katherine want to support all their neighbours in their pursuit of a dream home, but Katherine has no choice but to support her husband when it comes to his grass. It's been a week of Bobby K loyalty as the two have just retuned from a whirlwind ancestry trip to Friesland, the northern province in The Netherlands where Bobby's family are from. Plus, now the dust has settled o...
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Chris Brown, Diddy and Of COURSE I've Seen The Facelift
Wednesday, 21 May 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for the finale of Got Talent as well as FIVE tour shows in Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto. The fancy children did not enjoy their premium economy experience but some people don't want to see kids in business class anyway. 'A Private Audience with BK' has inspired Katherine and Bobby to never host another party as it's too much at once and a few mums took issue with Violet being left in London to write her GCSE exams. Violet stirred up controversy at home posting her thoughts on Chris Brown being granted a VISA by the ...
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*NEW SEASON* Cheryl's Millions, Bey's Kids, Met Gala and More
Thursday, 8 May 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the news that Cheryl's son Bear will inherit Liam Payne's millions which is exactly what she would want in the deceased's posthumous position. Beyonce's girls, Blue Ivy and Rumi are on the Cowboy Carter Tour but should they be at home being kids? Bobby's musings on sport-adjacent topics have been of interest to Katherine lately even though she doesn't like sports. Donald Trump has inserted his opinion into the NFL draft and a very old Football Coach seems to be being BOSSED by a student-cheerleader he might doing her homework on a flight. I...
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Would Shannon Sharpe Bang A Woman His Own Age for $50M?
Sunday, 27 April 2025
This week, Katherine is joined by BOBBY K and is Telling Everybody Erecting about their date night in London where they visited Mr Porter Steakhouse on Park Lane with some charming and talented Gen Zs before spending the night at beautiful Claridges Hotel. Bobby has specifically be asked on the podcast to discuss 56 year old multimillionaire Shannon Sharpe and the recent accusations against him made by a woman who can't yet legally drink in America. Plus, they didn't watch this series of CBB but even Katherine and Bobby have some thoughts on the JoJo Siwa drama. Plus, your letter about du...
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Space Up Your Life
Thursday, 17 April 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how even when disaster strikes, maybe the super religious people have got the right idea 'trusting God's timing'. The Easter Bunny is coming as the Ryan-Kootstras (but mostly Katherine) prepares to go OTT on yet another children's party that will have Bobby heading to the recycling centre. Katherine announces her EXCITING new podcast, 'What's My Age Again?' launching April 22nd where celebrities give her their actual blood to test their biological age. The Americans are at it again with their 'feminist' all-female space expedition to adverti...
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Foxy Knoxy Book, Kim K's New Man, Kids Swim Lessons
Saturday, 5 April 2025
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a groundbreaking (bank breaking) blood test that had Bobby K absolutely floored. Fred and Fenna start swimming lessons, but not without pushback from the misinformed family. Plus, Amanda Knox recounts her experience in an Italian prison in her new book, Kim K keeps her children's teeth and manifests a new man through home renovations, and Selena's killer is denied parole. Not that Selena. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Does Herpes Kill Melanoma?
Friday, 28 March 2025
This week, we're IN IRELAND Telling Everybody Everything about the follow-up treatment since discovering a second melanoma last Friday. Also, Katherine broke her golden rule and watched not one but TWO femicide documentaries on Netflix. Gabby Petito's case raises lots of red flags to watch out for in potential romantic partners, but what red flags should we watch out for in their parents? Plus, your letters on de-friending a slag, being dumped for liking Katherine Ryan, and one young woman's warning to take melanoma very seriously. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
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Reality TV Saved My Life
Friday, 21 March 2025
This week, we're Telling Everybody Everything about the histology report from last week's mole removal. Kanye has been very vocal online this week and while we thought his hate speech was perhaps just a very 'Kanye' art form, we actually think he might be full crazy now. Kim K spoke on a recent episode of Keeping Up about returning her 18 karat ring to ex-husband Kris Humphries even though she paid for it herself! Is it okay to ask male actors about prosthetics? Will you be seeing the £450M live action film Snow White even though press tours have been basically halted? And is Katherine...
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Melanomaniac
Saturday, 15 March 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you should ONLY be nice about Meghan Sussex. Wow. Coming from a hotel room in Manchester whilst on tour this week, Katherine navigates breastfeeding protocol in venues and had a wonderful few days filled with podcast appearances and Fenna's first haircut. Also, Real Housewives alumna, Teddy Melencamp's very public battle with melanoma has frightened us enough to have a dodgy looking mole removed. Canada's Got Talent launches on Tuesday March 18th and it would be very unethical to access it from the UK with a VPN. Plus, your letters. x H...
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I'm Sussex Now
Monday, 10 March 2025
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Casey Anthony's Tik Tok offer of legal advice. Here's some legal advice for her: FALL BACK, OJ. Also, we take a look at so many of your letters on the subject of whether or not to prescribe the contraceptive pill to young women and what the effects of doing so might be. Plus, the Jolene of the sky has taken Dolly Parton's man RIP. And have you been watching Meghan Not-Markle's new Netflix offering? Has the streamer thrown her under the bus in this new cooking show just to get people talking online? Finally, Katherine and Bobby ...
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Yes He Would
Tuesday, 4 March 2025
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about taking her own advice and prioritising self care. She's had a few IV drips, made a booking at a Japanese Head Spa and even got half a mil in the lips! Katherine upset a 'fan' this weekend by driving from Plymouth to Leeds over night, and on the subject of fans, it's funny how some will immediately leap to the defence of a man they don't know, ignoring what they can (grainily) see in an afterparty video with their own eyes. How far is TOO far when it comes to revenge and could there be consequences for sharing a video of your pantsl...
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Pitfalls of The Pill
Wednesday, 26 February 2025
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her shock at being advised by a paediatric gynaecologist to put an adolescent extended family member on the oral contraceptive pill as a cure for menstrual cramps. Are we still doing that? It's difficult to get answers with so much information floating around but we were SURE that was an outdated practice due to the links between depression, and the fact that we sort of......NEED TO GO THROUGH PUBERTY, non? Maybe we're wrong. Also, Meet the Baldwins, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's new reality series on TLC (discovery plus in the UK) rece...
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Kyle and Mauricio Timeline
Friday, 21 February 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an absolute sh*tshow during Battleaxe in Doncaster that sprung her into MumMode, always putting safety first. WOW. Also, we LOVE the Real Housewives franchise at Telling Everybody Everything and Katherine is very curious about the breakdown of Kyle and Mauricio's seemingly 'normal' non-hollywood marriage. Fred is afraid of being eaten by a Tiger, and Katherine is HAPPY about THAT podcast featuring Rebecca Goodwin. Plus, resolution on the PA. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bikini Bush
Monday, 17 February 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a Valentine's trip to Ireland with Bobby where she accidentally slagged off Donegal. Also, after many failed attempts to expand in the UK, Hooters has announced the opening of a new restaurant location in Newcastle Upon Tyne AMIDST CONTROVERSY and Katherine is perhaps uniquely qualified to weigh in. Kanye confirms our fears as he X-cretes (it's 'tweets' on the new platform) that his wife is indeed 'under his dominion' as a billionaire. Yikes. Plus, updates on advice for last week's listener whose boyfriend also had two girlfriends and a wife...
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My Boyfriend Has Two Girlfriends...And A WIFE
Thursday, 13 February 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about missing the Superbowl for a weekend of shows in Cardiff and Madrid. We have BIG THOUGHTS about the stadium entrance fashion and wonder whether Serena Williams was doing a loaded 'crip walk' or just for fun. Armie Hammer is nice, isn't he? Also, the Kardashians are back with a moving first episode where Khloe sees Lamar after nine years apart. Would you like to see these two back together or do you think Lamar has lost the love of his life for good? Drug dependence is a terrible, terrible thing. Plus, WOAH what are we going to do about a l...
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Kanye Koercive Kontrol?
Wednesday, 5 February 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bianca Censori becoming 'the most googled woman in the world' following her red carpet appearance with her husband, Kanye West. Is this an example of coercive control? Has he got a humiliation kink? Or is this just good marketing? Also, we had to suffer 'Rat Boy Summer' to get to where we are now - 'Gaston Spring' as men are flocking to plastic surgeons for chin implants and jawline filler to achieve the disney prince masculine look. Plus, will tweets dash Oscar and Bafta hopes for Karla Sofía Gascón or was her apology enough to be back in...
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Julia Haart wins £75M
Friday, 31 January 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday in Tenerife. Plus, women are winning their court cases in a BIG way as Gwenyth Paltrow is victorious in that ski incident and Julia Haart, star of 'My Unorthodox Life' basques in divorce settlement glow totally RICH. Like our mother always said, 'If you never date a poor man, you'll never risk falling in love with one'. But how did she leave her ultra-orthodox community to become such a bad secular b*itch!? We love to see it. Plus, some naughties throwbacks as Octomom is set to tell her story in a lifetime movie and docus...
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Captain Camp
Thursday, 23 January 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody about the brief Tik Tok ban in America that had young social media addicts calling the police. The Baldoni drama NEVER ENDS with us, as more details of the BILLION dollars worth of lawsuits are made public. Taylor Swift has even entered the chat. Is this a nice guy being bullied by the 'mean girls' or is he a performative feminist and evil wrongun? Katherine sides with an educator who has escaped a teaching ban for calling students, 'a fat slug', 'wimp', and 'annoying' among other hilarious slams. Plus, a listener gives an update after falling pregnant fro...
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Now I Know What a 'Bonnie Blue' Is
Friday, 17 January 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the many conspiracies spreading like..well....wildfires....about the natural disaster in LA. Many celebrities and lovely 'normal' people have lost their homes and the internet is right there to judge how they go about expressing grief and asking for help. One positive from the tragedy is that Speidi are a thing again. Fifteen years after creating the album, Superficial, Heidi Montag hits number 1 on iTunes in many countries! Also, Bonnie Blue is shamed for her role in the sex industry but we can't stop thinking of all those bare legs in the...
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Another Masked Intruder!?
Wednesday, 8 January 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about sitting quietly in the living room watching The Traitors with the family when LOUD BANGING erupts from Violet's room upstairs. Bobby faces danger head-on....for a second time! Also, Nikki Glaser smashes 'Ozempic's Biggest Night' and hints about asking for more money as host next year, but not everyone thinks the first ever female host of the Golden Globes delivered a feminist performance. Also, is 'The Femiverse' taking hold in 2025!? What are your experiences of being the gatekeepers of sex and expecting men to financially support you? x H...
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Molly Mae & Haircut Reunion Rumours?
Sunday, 5 January 2025
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the holiday rumours of a reconciliation between estranged cutie pies, Molly Mae Hague and Tommy Fury. Violet weighs in as a Tik Tok expert and non-millennial. Plus, your letters on cheating neighbours, how to manage money as a lucky teen, dealing with a dishonest-about-debt husband, and whether or not to tell your 66 year old dad's new 23 year old flame that he's on the sex offender registry. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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2025 Predictions
Monday, 30 December 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last few holiday events and the online reaction to last week's episode about Billboard's 2024 List of Highest Grossing Comedians. Maybe men just have 'main character energy' that makes their experiences universal while women's experiences are niche. We DELVE into the smear campaign against Blake Lively with receipts and why not throw in a fun-filled 2024 round up with Bobby K joining for some predictions for the coming year. Katherine *knows* the name of Brittany and Patrick Mahomes' anticipated new baby and you heard it here fi...
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Vicars, Affairs, and More Affairs!
Friday, 27 December 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the hot topic of Christmas season - divorce! And also....affairs! Everyone seems to be having an affair or finding themselves in the middle of one this week. Plus, a female vicar and a vicar's wife write in with excellent advice for a woman whose mum is sexting her vicar from last week. Also, the 2024 list of top comedy earners has been published by BILLBOARD and there are unsurprisingly no women on it. Finally, Violet tells Katherine she has 'ozempic face' just in time as Katherine believes she has possibly tracked down Lindsay Lohan's AC...
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My Hands Are Still Wet
Wednesday, 18 December 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about taking the 'eliminations' on Canada's Got Talent a little too seriously. Fenna Grace turns 2! Plus, your letters on who REALLY deserves credit for all that Christmas magic (with no spoilers for little ears), teen gossip gets out of control, the audience is split on Barry Keoghan, and Mum is sexting the vicar! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hot Assassin
Wednesday, 11 December 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a vulnerable departure from her normal role as herself that nearly had her running out the door. Luigi Mangione has been arrested and charged with the second degree murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO. He's devilishly handsome and has 'broken the internet' with memes and comments wishing for 'bae' to be released into the arms of his adoring fans. Okay, Bobby continues his quest to solve the cold case murder of JonBenet Ramsey by Christmastime and we are in Canada again this week filming more Canada's Got Talent. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
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