Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
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Episodes
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Ep 324. Barbecue of Lies
Friday, 20 June 2025
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris reveals all after a recent stag do. Beefs are fresh and QTFP involve contraband, running away and some hearing difficulty. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Complete our sponsor survey by clicking here 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code [sma] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to to https://saily.com/sma⛵ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 323. In a Villa!
Friday, 13 June 2025
What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea while Chris prepares for the stag! The couple discuss day drinking, Robin's taste in music and why Chris had to buy a pregnancy test! All this plus some finger sniffing and more toe nail QFTPs! *Trigger warning* There is a mention of suicide in this episode. Complete our sponsor survey by clicking here Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 322. Shandy Alarm
Friday, 6 June 2025
On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs and reading some brilliant QFTP's! Chris shares a new diagnosis that is causing him some stress (natch) and the pair get mad at North East weather, do some Yodelling and get round to some wacky wacky do da headlines in a newish segment, Extra Extra! Complete our sponsor survey by clicking here Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 321. Pick Up Four
Friday, 30 May 2025
3…2…1…. it’s lift off on this week’s episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed! It’s the school holidays and the weather has decided that summer is over… Rosie’s been doing a *lot* of printing - and Chris is ill and has decided that he will be for the rest of time. Meanwhile, Rafe has been showing his competitive side this week, as well as trying his hand at golf commentary. Rosie talks us through some of her choices on Taskmaster and Chris has come up with a very frightening quiz… An old friend pops by during the beefs and QFTPs include mattress mysteries and some very supportive par...
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Ep 320. Welephant and the traumatic Chip Pan
Friday, 23 May 2025
On this week’s podcast Chris is feeling under the weather but still manages a new quiz format for Rosie to take part in. Beefs include farts and a new (ish) mattress! QFTP’s cover a very unfortunate shoulder injury, a fire plan and a sh*t story from a Midwife. Also this week Rosie calls on Kate to validate her travelling chip fire school memory. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code [sma] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to to https://saily.com/sma⛵ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 319. Book Awards, Taskmaster and Kids in the Pub
Friday, 16 May 2025
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss favourite sandwiches, kids in the pub and their night at The Book Awards! They also have a Taskmaster recap and Rosie brings some Sexy Beast themed Beef! QFTP's involve and old people's home, a tooth brushing ick and some skiving! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 318. Live Forever
Friday, 9 May 2025
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss AI and the prospect of living forever. Chris has been talking to Chat GPT whilst Rosie remains sceptical. They chat about filling out forms, green flies and shots! All of this plus a Taskmaster leader board! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 317. Beer Pump Guy
Friday, 2 May 2025
On this week's episode Chris and Rosie are enjoying the heat but come to blows over Quiche. Barry Beef makes an appearance and there's discussions about marathons, collagen, Vampires and happy endings! If you would like to get in touch email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 316. Hide and Seek
Friday, 25 April 2025
On the podcast this week Chris makes an executive decision about glasses and reveals his cure for hiccups. Rosie shares her love for The Traitors and shares some potential business ventures. Beefs are buttery and QFTP's involve news from Augusta, a car loss and a nice little ick! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 315. Stop! Pollen Time
Friday, 18 April 2025
This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie has been antagonising the pollen gods and Chris is being a brave little boy even though he has a cold. We also discuss Katy Perry’s intergalactic mission - and Chris tells us some space facts which makes everything get quite existential... A weekend away has inspired both this week’s beefs, and QFTPs involve an unusual 80th birthday party, a leather jacket that should never see the light of day and a prankster that took things way, way, waaaaaay too far. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code [sma] at checko...
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Ep 314. What’s All This?
Friday, 11 April 2025
Chris and Rosie are back with another episode of raucous in your ears entertainment… This week, Chris reveals his shocking mouthwash habits and Rosie has been considering all the negatives of marriage. Things get a little bit tense in the beefs - and Chris gets his questionable Spanish accent out… In QFTPs, we head on a debaucherous stag do in Benidorm and we find out about a science experiment gone wrong… someone please get the industrial carpet cleaner out! You can get in touch with the podcast by emailing us on shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
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Ep 313. Voila!
Friday, 4 April 2025
On this week's podcast Chris reveals his competitiveness and even gets Robin's approval! The pair share the listeners exchange student stories and get to the bottom of their beefs. As well as this there is an April Fool's day discussion and Chris confesses to some controversial train behaviour. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 312. Auxiliary Chicken Nuggets
Friday, 28 March 2025
On this week's podcast The Ramsey's discuss daily routines, exchange students and their memories of take-aways. QFTP's include a rapids update, a snotty nose and a very anti-social flyer! Get in touch with the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 311. Star Baker
Friday, 21 March 2025
On this week's podcast Rosie shares her feelings about Chris winning Bake Off... and as you can imagine, she wasn't happy. The pair discuss making the show and even Barry Beef reveals his thoughts on the outcome. All of this plus a whip update, some advert nostalgia with Rosie's Dad, mouldy charcuterie and a story involving dog cameras! Email the podcast at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 310. Spar Mob
Friday, 14 March 2025
On this week's podcast Chris has some beef with Green Bananas and Kippers! The pair call Sandra to settle a potpourri dispute and Rosie shares some intel on fake ID... is there a documentary in the making? All of this plus some QFTP's which involve strange parenting choices, brushing your teeth with your eyes closed and bogeys! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 309. Rosie Roulette
Friday, 7 March 2025
On this week's podcast there is some excitement about the Five reunion plus Chris reveals some sad news about a record breaking couple. The pair discuss how difficult Robin's home work has become and why it's not okay to woop every time a bottle of bubbly is opened. If you want to get in touch with Chris and Rosie email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 308. Non-mover
Friday, 28 February 2025
On this week's podcast the couple discuss Chris' tour (and what Rosie made of the poster!), the return of periods and why Rosie is now singing up to 16 songs per night at Rafe's request. There are some great QFTP's including a trip to Thailand, a dirty tissue and some more 90's parenting. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com For more information on Chris' Tour visit chrisramseycomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 307. Four baths a day
Friday, 21 February 2025
On the podcast this week Rosie has a tailbone update and much to Chris's horror, reveals the bath advice she's been given. The couple discuss 90's parenting, bad gigs and why getting pumped up in a barber's chair is a credible ick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 306. Pity Party
Friday, 14 February 2025
This week on the podcast Rosie has injured her back and Chris is convinced he’s being gas lit by the kids. Chris shares the joy of a recent trip to McDonalds and the pair discuss 90’s parenting. QFTP's include Cabbage Patch Kids, a hairy ick and a Class A one night stand. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 305. Blue Belt
Friday, 7 February 2025
This week on the podcast Chris has a new achievement to share and Rosie is feeling different! The pair discuss new tech, a very unusual reason not to go to work and there are even a couple of quick icks! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 304. Vasectomy Guy
Friday, 31 January 2025
On this week's podcast Chris stops procrastinating and and much to Rosie's delight, books his vasectomy. The couple discuss a controversial record breaker, robots, one egg omelettes and there is even a call from Belinda Beef! Email the podcast ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 303. Louse House
Friday, 24 January 2025
Chris and Rosie have good and bad news this week and they are both feeling itchy! The pair share some exciting news and there is also a cameo from Robin Ramsey. They chat sandwiches, splinters, Mr Trebus and ghosts. To get in touch with the podcast email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 302. Ask Your Mam
Friday, 17 January 2025
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss post Christmas blues and why they shouldn't come as a surprise. Chris shares his ideas for a new book and Rosie plays some brilliant beat boxing clips care of Robin and Rafe! Beefs get sweaty and QFTP's involve a burning bum, an electrician and a Rosie's Mystery! All of this plus some thoughts on Heaven! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 301. Warhammer Guy
Friday, 10 January 2025
It's the first episode of 2025! Chris and Rosie return to discuss their Christmas and how Fortnite and Warhammer have made their way in to the Ramsey Household. Beef's involve Rosie's cough and Chris shares a recent ick. QTFP's involve bathroom hygiene, a fresh fish and Face Off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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The 300th Episode
Friday, 20 December 2024
It's Christmas AND it's the 300th episode! Join Chris and Rosie as they get in the Christmas spirit and share some festive QFTP's! All of this plus Chris has witnessed some strange behaviour in the street and they address the elephants in the room! Email the podcast Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 299. Boil and Bite
Friday, 13 December 2024
On this week's podcast (Podcast 299!) Chris share's some more festive insults and the pair discuss the future of the Elf! The pair get nostalgic over Top of the Pops and they come up with a new invention. QFTP's involve an ingrowing hair, licking and a brand new ick. Email the podcast Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 298. Salavicious
Friday, 6 December 2024
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's are getting to grips with Christmas including some Yuletide insults! Rosie is on her retinol journey and Chris has been giving himself gym related injuries. There's a Supermarket related QFTP and Rosie confesses he new love! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 297. This is horrifying
Friday, 29 November 2024
Chris and Rosie have been creating some new Christmas traditions at a Garden Centre and there’s been some online chat about Santa V’s Father Christmas. Rosie has started a new greeting and there is some important retro Gladiator updates! All of this plus an email from a listener about a very unusual spelling task! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 296. Phants!
Friday, 22 November 2024
This week on the podcast The Ramsey's get to grips with 38! Chris shares some BTS moments from Children In Need, including some Gladiator intel and a badly timed fart. The pair both have beefs about hot water bottles and we even here from Sandra on her hot water bottle habits. All of ths plus some sock chat, Would Rosie Eat and a foot ick. Email the podcast ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Ep 295. Allegedly
Friday, 15 November 2024
On this week's podcast Rosie is in a sing-y mood and the couple disagree over music genres! They start planning their 300th episode and share their bread and butter problems. Nana Bridget makes a cameo and there's an update on her stairlift! Beefs involve some live action audio and bad smells are lingering... QFTP involve sleep talking, an awkward moment on a bus a geeky ick. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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