Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

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Episodes

Ep 127. Not a holiday

Friday, July 30th, 2021

The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll.  

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Ep. 126 Good Grief

Friday, July 23rd, 2021

Rosie's been to the dentist and Chris can finally breathe a sigh of relief. There's laundry and chewing gum based beef and trips down holiday memory lane.

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Ep 125. Return of the toenails

Friday, July 16th, 2021

Chris is in the dog house after some technical problems but that doesn't stop the pair delivering another cracking episode for all the smas and das! This week they discuss cereal, manual labour and getting ready for a night out. The beefs are fre...

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Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice

Friday, July 9th, 2021

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie are getting in to Euro 2020 and Wimbledon – Chris knows the off side rule and attempts to explain the rules on Tennis. There is some minesweeping chat, a story from a midwife and an ethical dilemma. A...

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Ep 123. Case closed

Friday, July 2nd, 2021

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On the podcast this week the pair get topical, they return to the toothbrush saga and get opinionated over star signs. There is a stinky beef and some fabulous QFTP's... enjoy!

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Ep 122. Hack Guy

Friday, June 25th, 2021

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On this week’s podcast Robin has a new name for Chris which isn’t going down well and Rosie is feeling on the tired side. The pair discuss Love Island, crisp facts and why Rosie wouldn’t do the Masked Singer. As well as this, paramedic Jess returns and...

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Ep 121. One ring to rule them all

Friday, June 18th, 2021

This week on the podcast Rosie has had some bad news and is improvising with a new instrument, Chris helped push a car up a hill and they both bring some bed time beefs. QFTP's involve food minesweeping, medical students and an unexpected situatio...

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Ep 120. Low hanging fruit

Friday, June 11th, 2021

The time has come for Rosie to take the Crisp quiz! SMA’s can play along to… Chris has had a comment on his breath from Robin, Rosie gets annoyed at Chris’s reaction after watching a crime drama and the QFTP’s involve some pretty disgusting sieving, a ...

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Ep 119. Like father, like son

Friday, June 4th, 2021

Rosie's got a new job, and Chris has got a new haircut. They talk unsuspecting occurrences, specialist subjects and there's going out beef. 

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Ep 118. What a man wants

Friday, May 28th, 2021

Rosie's in a good mood and it's getting on Chris's nerves. They talk coffee in bed, back scratching and it seems like Instagram is taking a side, Chris's side. 

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Ep 117. Festering Bowl of Bolognese

Friday, May 21st, 2021

Chris and Rosie are arguing and they're sorry. They talk syncing, catching lambs and queuing at Pizza Hut. Plus there's chicken tikka masala flavoured beef. 

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Ep 116. Instructed by tumblers

Friday, May 14th, 2021

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On the podcast this week there is an update on Sandra’s stash and Rosie’s lamp problem continues. The pair discuss some novelty glasses and the pros and cons of shopping as a family. QFTP’s involve some tough blisters, a poorly judged wedding prank and...

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Ep 115. Sidebored

Friday, May 7th, 2021

On the podcast this week both Chris and Rosie come with some new features for the show. Expect unusual wishes and animal facts! Rosie has a parenting beef whilst Chris's are more interior based. QFTP's involve a trip to the doctors, an unfort...

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Ep 114. A lady from the 90's

Friday, April 30th, 2021

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie have some exciting SMA news! They discuss that thing called fashion, second hand clothing and Robin’s trampolining incident. The beefs are eggy and QFTP’s involve bins, a PDA that goes wrong and an unusual use...

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Ep 113. How deep do you sleep?

Friday, April 23rd, 2021

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On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries and it does not disappoint. The pair discuss their schedules which includes waiting in for a dishwasher and some chilly pub visits. Beefs cover some nosey behaviour and a long awaited haircu...

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Ep. 112 Coal-Slaw

Friday, April 16th, 2021

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It's probably the best day of Chris's life, things are open! Meanwhile Rosie clears up coleslaw and recalls a cooking nightmare. They chat talents and come up with a segment for the live show. Plus Rosie has a new s...

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Ep 111. Total (lack of) Recall

Friday, April 9th, 2021

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It's ba*tard cold so Rosie's recording in her dressing gown. Belinda Beef is back with her best greeting yet and Rosie inadvertently makes a mystery out of a movie.

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Ep 110. 110 take 2

Friday, April 2nd, 2021

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It's not been an easy week of podcasting for Chris & Rosie... somewhere in the universe there are deleted audio files never to be found! Not to worry though as the pair recorded the show again! Here on take two of episode 110 the couple discus...

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Ep 109. Flannel Heavy

Friday, March 26th, 2021

Chris and Rosie bring you the first podcast from their new home! The pair share removal men stories, some beef that gets Chris in to trouble and an unlikely photoshopped Dad for Robin and Rafe. There is a fair bit of flannel chat, discussion over grown...

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EP 108. Carpet Squares

Friday, March 19th, 2021

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss bad haircuts, Mothering Sunday and Valentines. They are joined by Barry Beef and they share the grievances from the week. QFTP's include a breastfeeding mix up, couscous and some kinky clapping. E...

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Ep 107. Bucking Mad

Friday, March 12th, 2021

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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss grey hairs, lockdown babies and the SMA tour. There is a Rosie's mystery that involves some swollen genitalia, the beefs get crispy (literally) and a listener gets in touch to share an unusual use o...

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Ep 106. Pay as you go go go go go

Friday, March 5th, 2021

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It's not long until the kids are back at school and Chris and Rosie's are in high spirits. They discuss the SMA tour, the return of Bike Guy and how they would feel if Louis Theroux took over their podcast. There's a brilliant Rosie...

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Ep 105. Coffin Confessors

Friday, February 26th, 2021

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On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries with a special canine edition! Chris has been walking much to Rosie's despair and the beefs get tense! There's some spag bowl discussion, a supermarket romance and a funeral tradit...

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Ep 104. Flock of Lasagne

Friday, February 19th, 2021

On the podcast this week Chris shares why he think's his wardrobe is effecting his mood and Rosie reveals why she made a certain purchase in the week. They discuss Rosie's Jaw and Robin's latest choice of TV Show. There's some fresh...

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Ep 103. Bones

Friday, February 12th, 2021

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This week on the podcast Rosie welcomes you to Sunshine Land! There's a ankle update from Chris, some phantom baby crying, strange German trolling news and an appearance from Belinda Beef! QFTP's involve extravagant first dates and an office ...

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Ep. 102 Cremetisserie

Friday, February 5th, 2021

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Rosie and Chris are back! They have a new baby and a breastfeeding update. The beefs have been mounting and there are some injury based questions from the public. 

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Ep 101. Maternity Leave #3

Friday, January 29th, 2021

It's the final week of the maternity leave episodes and Chris and Rosie bring you some of the questions that never made it the first time round. There's some bird bath scandal, chicken minesweeping and a lucky burglar. Enjoy!

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Ep 100. Best of #1

Friday, January 22nd, 2021

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This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie celebrate 100 episodes! They might be on maternity leave with a broken ankle but they have recorded a message to introduce the best of SMA so far. Expect age old beefs, some brilliant QFTP's, a brief came...

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Ep 99. Maternity Leave #2

Friday, January 15th, 2021

On this week's maternity leave edition of the podcast Chris & Rosie bring you some of the QFTP's that didn't make the first cut! They involve a a windy Dad, a shopping disaster and some jacket potato discussion. There's also a c...

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Ep 98. Maternity Leave #1

Friday, January 8th, 2021

This week on SMA you get to hear the stories and questions that didn't make it the first time round! Chris & Rosie saved some brilliant (and filthy) bits for all the smas and das to enjoy while they take some time off.

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